New Torture Club Opens in Vauxhall

05 Dec 2009 | 0 Comments

For all the really hardcore masochists out there, the MI6 building is open from 9am-6pm Monday to Friday and is located at at 85, Albert Embankment by Vauxhall Bridge. And for anyone worried that Britain’s commitment to the UN Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman and Degrading Treatment or Punishment might spoil their fun, don’t worry! Enhanced interrogation techniques can include all or any of the following: attention grasp, walling, facial hold, facial slap (insult slap), cramped confinement, wall standing, stress positions, sleep deprivation, insects placed in a confinement box, temperature extremes, music played at debilitating volumes, sexual humiliation and the of course – last but not least - water-boarding. So there’s plenty of fun to be had. Get yourself down there and if you can get past the door staff you’re bound to have a wonderfully brutal and horrific time.



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