I got an email from a popular US clothing brand (American Apparel - shhh) the other day. Apparently, they are looking for a new bum to be the “face” of their brand, a bum that could be described as “the best in the world!” I got excited immediately. I’ve been working out a bit lately in preparation for beach the 2010. When you start working out, it doesn’t take long until you discover which parts of your body that are naturally fit and amazing.

Apart from my calves and my biceps, my bum is the best feature on my body, so I started to photograph my bum in some underwear in different poses while drooling with excitement. This could be my only opportunity to become famous because of my fortunate looks!

Later, when I was submitting my pictures, I realized that girls were making most of the submissions and not boys. And the boys that have entered the competition have covered their bums up! At first, my heart started to beat a bit faster since I thought that the lack of boys submitting would double my chances to win. But then, I realized that this competition might be a trick to undress fit ladies. Who the hell wants to see male bottoms anyway?

A feeling of extreme disappointment replaced my former excitement and rage fulfilled my heart. Why are girls always considered sexier than boys? Are we living in a time of reversed discrimination in the west? I don’t know. What I do know is that my bum is fit and I have a right to show it. So here it is: one of the best male bums in the world!