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2012: A Year in Fiction
If films, books, songs and TV programmes are to be believed, we're all about to meet our maker.
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Brad Jones (AKA The Cinema Snob)
Brad Jones is the creator and star of The Cinema Snob, a satirical movie review show in which a cynical, pretentious film snob reviews some of the most baffling and…
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Hobo With A Shotgun
Hobo With A Shotgun is the debut feature film from Jason Eisener, starring Rutger Hauer. The film started out as a $150 short about a down-and-out guy cleansing a city…
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Cannibal Couture
What’s grosser than toe-nail clippings left in the bathroom sink? Toe-nail clippings worn around the neck of your girlfriend. That’s just one of the many (bizarre) uses of human by-products,…
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How To Train Your Pigeon
After falling out of favour, replaced by more modern message delivery services such as text messaging and email, the carrier pigeon has fluttered clumsily back into the spotlight, courtesy of…
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I Spit On Your Grave
I spent the majority of my youth collecting dodgy VHS horror films, and the video nasty was always the holy grail – a subgenre of low budget shockers that still…
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We Are What We Are
In Mexican teen-cannibal horrorfest We Are What We Are, when the father and head of the family keels over dead, it falls on the oldest of his brood, Alfredo (Francisco…
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How to make a Movie
Are there any boundaries for movies? How long is long enough to leave stories alone? Is Hollywood pushing it too far? Meridith Kertcher the 21-year-old British student, murdered in Italy…
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Azari & III
Dinamo’s tour manager comes up to him, “you haven’t eaten in 24hrs”. On top of that they’re changing room light is dripping water out of it. It’s not a good…
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Top 5 Celebrity Rants
Due to the breaking news that Mel Gibson has reportedly been recorded in a racist and generally offensive tirade against his estranged Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, Don’t Panic have decided…
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