Recently, a local hero has created these amazing posters for the team's matches. So even if you don't like football, you may be able to snag one of these gems from the club bar. But you'll probably forget to do even that, as the total-non-league football and lack of sensation in your extremities will have you completely transfixed on the match.
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To see more of these posters check out @vornstyle. To see if a blizzard will cancel tonight's match follow @DulwichHamletFC. For more news on grassroots football, Lana Del Rey, follow @JackBlocker.
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