Britney Spears was a sex pest
Well, I wouldn’t be the one complaining!
So it has recently been revealed that pop princess Britney Spears was a sex pest, according to her former bodyguard Fernando Flores. Apparently she kept bending over in front of our man Fernando and summoned him to her room whilst she was in her birthday corset; he just couldn’t take it anymore and so told the media.
Well if I were you mate I’d keep that under wraps and just enjoy the ride that she’s forcing you on. I wouldn’t give two shits if Britney Spears tried to suck me off, I’d give three! She’s still one of the hottest porn – I mean pop – stars out there, even if she did go bald, I like girls with a freaky side to them.
Here’s a list of other celebrities that I wouldn’t mind being forced to do the dirty with...
Megan Fox
Obviously. It’s a shame she’s married, imagine her bending over in front of you… ON PURPOSE!
Ellen Page
She's always playing the geek, and we all know how geeks are usually the sexually frustrated ones!
Alexis Krauss (Vocalist of Sleigh Bells)
Go see Sleigh Bells live, then try and tell me that she isn’t sexy.
Gemma Arterton
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t wanna do bad things to her. Plus I have a thing for posh girls.
Susan Boyle
I told you I like girls with a freaky side to ‘em!
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