The Khartoum protesters baying for the death of Gillian Gibbons may have seemed extreme to us pansy-assed western infidels, but even a vague knowledge of Sudanese Law confirms that Gibbons had a damn good thrashing coming to her and probably knew it when she forced the kids to name that filthy, Allah-forsaken bear 'Mohammed' (praise be his name).
As can clearly be seen in any copy of Sharia Law, Pocket Edition:
(Translated from the Arabic)
Section XXXIIII, Subsection 5, Paragraph F, pertaining to the naming of animals after the prophet Mohammed (praise be his name):
i) Naming of a stuffed ‘Teddy’ bear Mohammed (praise be his name) - 40 lashes with a small to medium lasher. Lasher should be wielded by a medium-built man, who may be the same size as a driver of a cart.
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ii) Naming of a draft excluder in shape of snake with a bowtie Mohammed (praise be his name) - 150 lashes with lasher which is similar to a cat o' nine tails wielded by a man of dimensions commensurate with that of the doorman of a popular night club.
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So who says Sudan should be nuked? Not us, with such a benign and forgiving government who are willing to make allowances for ignorant infidels too stupid to read up on a little Sudanese law before arriving to poison the minds of the country’s youth with their ignorance! Good on you Khartoum, keep up the stirling work.
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