Old memories of me with a young greasy face,
A pubescent child with state of hair to disgrace!
Yes all that was true, I was a sight to be seen,
Something horrid and wicked in years past been!
But the worst thing of all was hidden by my shirt,
Made worse by my friends with breasts round and pert!
I had nothing you see, not a boob for man's pleasure,
So I prayed for some jiggle, a B cup for good measure?!
But my mum always said that God wont grant you tits,
Just stick with your sports bra as you know that it fits.
'That's it' I believed 'My life is ALL over'
Now I'll never ever get my handsome Casanova!
Then one day it seemed there was hope in sight,
A commercial went out that sent my hope into flight.
'A new bra' it said 'a brand new innovation'
Now your tits will grow for that open invitation!
Off the 123 bus I jumped, Ilford last stop
My pocket money spent then back home I trot.
The new bra goes on and in the mirror I twirl,
And so starts my fantasy of sexy Baywatch girl.
The End.
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