If indeed the earth is not destroyed in 2012, then what can we expect? World peace? Equality amongst races? The rebirth of Jade Goody? Sadly not… According to the makers of Shank, the streets of 2015 will be paved with misery, violence and musical performances from Tempa T and D Double E.
Not all bad then!
Coming to cinemas this Thursday (March 26th), Shank is brought to you by Revolver Entertainment, a rapidly evolving London based outfit that are best known for their smash hit Kidulthood.
Featuring some rather risqué scenes with Skins’ painfully hot Kaya Scodelario (she’s 18 now, it’s fine), Shank promises to be a huge hit at the box office.
One word of warning though, try and avoid direct contact with any teenagers who’ve just finished seeing this film as they’re likely to chase you down the street with a machete covered in drugs.
For anyone unfamiliar with Tempa T, be sure to check out his vids. Just don't piss him off if you ever bump into him on road, especially if you value your CD collection.
http://www.shankthefilm.com/ - In cinemas March 26th, 2010.