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Free kiddie porn? dutty wine on youtube

Written by Sarah Smith / 18 Jan 2010
Free kiddie porn? dutty wine on youtube

With around 200, 000 hits each, are dancing children really this amusing? They don't even fall over, scare an animal or tip granny in the paddling pool.

What they do instead is grind their hips, push out their tiny breasts and hump the ground.

The dutty wine involves moving your legs like an eagle whilst rotating your wrists and neck and posterior and sometimes doing the splits if you can be bothered. Putting your child in the media always ends in disaster (Britney Spears/ Macaulay Culkin/ Brad Renfro) but putting your child on YouTube dancing provocatively for no money whatsoever is doubly stupid. How many of those 200,000 were middle aged men wanking over your precious child?

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