SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE SPIDER-MAN

Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
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SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE SPIDER-MAN



Written by Liz Cookman
28 Thursday 28th February 2013

When I was a kid, I was pretty certain I was Spider-Man. I can't walk up walls or anything, not for want of trying, but it's just one of those impish childhood things. Obviously I knew he wasn't real, and that spiders were usually more interested in flies than solving crimes, but that doesn't stop a girl from dreaming. Well this video does. As it turns out, if I was Spider-Man, i'd be really, really, REALLY gross. Hairy, only able to eat by vomiting on things, and with some very impracticle reproductive organs. Cartoons are so much better than real life.

Thanks for ruining my dreams ADHD.

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