When I was a kid, I was pretty certain I was Spider-Man. I can't walk up walls or anything, not for want of trying, but it's just one of those impish childhood things. Obviously I knew he wasn't real, and that spiders were usually more interested in flies than solving crimes, but that doesn't stop a girl from dreaming. Well this video does. As it turns out, if I was Spider-Man, i'd be really, really, REALLY gross. Hairy, only able to eat by vomiting on things, and with some very impracticle reproductive organs. Cartoons are so much better than real life.