Scientifically Accurate Spider-Man
We all knew that, in the boring real world, spiders generally cause girls to scream rather than swoon. This animation shows us exactly why.
When I was a kid, I was pretty certain I was Spider-Man. I can't walk up walls or anything, not for want of trying, but it's just one of those impish childhood things. Obviously I knew he wasn't real, and that spiders were usually more interested in flies than solving crimes, but that doesn't stop a girl from dreaming. Well this video does. As it turns out, if I was Spider-Man, i'd be really, really, REALLY gross. Hairy, only able to eat by vomiting on things, and with some very impracticle reproductive organs. Cartoons are so much better than real life.
Thanks for ruining my dreams ADHD.
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