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Protect Your Wood

Condoms with Celebrity Endorsements

Written by Hanne Christiansen / 01 Jun 2009
Protect Your Wood

While some might have been surprised to discover that professional golf players actually do get laid, you would hope a man of his reproductive calibre never leaves home without protection. Well, these brilliant condoms are sure to keep your wood safe from scandal.

Avoid awkward confrontation yourself and get them here. While you're at it, you might want to pick up some other products too. For the sake of variation!

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