It's a whole tumblr dedicated to slutting up your favourite childrens books. Not only that, but the illustrations are accompanied by fully funny synopses and reviews. Total fucking snigger-fest.
This is the sort of stuff you're in for:
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Summary: He could tell it was going to be a total fucking bullshit hungover day. He went to sleep after the party alone and woke up with white smelly goo in his hair.
When he got out of bed, he slipped in his own vomit puddle and on his phone found photos of him passed-out and tea-bagged from the night before and a voicemail from his girlfriend telling him he'd been dumped. And he realized he'd drunkenly gotten a tattoo of a guitar - pierced heart inscribed the the band - name 'Nikelback.'
"Word to the wise: don't get the pop-up edition." - Oprah's Book Club
Summary: A new army outpost on the prairie brings unexpected business to the Ingalls household and acres of laughs!
"Pioneer life sure sounded hard." - Ms Ratherbottom, first grade teacher
Summary: Where no razor goes, a secret garden grows.
"This book works as advertised! It scared my daughter off puberty forever." - Monica Simms, single mother
Summary: Young woman loses shoe, doesn't give a fuck.
"Wash your hands before and after reading." - Chicago Tribune